jahkey

A man walks in the doctors office and says, "Doc, my penis is too small. Can you do anything for me?"

The Doctor says, "I could sew an elephant trunk to your body and you should be happy."

So the man agrees.

6 months later the man is having dinner with a lady friend and while they are talking, this thing comes up from under the table and grabs a potato from his plate and pulls it back down under the table.

The lady asks, "Is that what I thought it was and could you do that again?"

The man says, "Yes it's an elephant trunk and I don't think my ass could take another potato!!!"

weddingdressesuna

How are you doing? We would like to introduce a wedding dress shop for you. You could find so many kinds of wedding dress and accessories. Please check it: http://www.weddinggownswholesale.com/1, You will get a $10 coupon when you registered to our website,2, We could design the dress for you if you provide the pictures of them. 3, If you doesn't like it after you bought from us, we could refund for you without any condition. Your soonest response will be expected. Thank you very much. Best Regards,Yours Sincerelydiscount wedding dresses from weddinggownswholesale.